Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants) → Contents

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A

After the ball is over, All queers together, Alphabet song (The ... ), Hey-ho says Rowley, Amazing Grace, Any old iron, Ar hyd y nos, As I was walking through a wood

B

Balls of O'Leary, Banana Song (The... ), Bastard King of England, Beside the seaside, Bin Laden, Bless 'em all, Bless 'em all?, Boiled beef and carrots, Bread of Heaven (Cwn Rhondda), Bring back my bonnie, Bryn Calfaria, Bye-bye blackbird

C

Calon Lan, Can you walk a little way with it in?, Carolina, Carolina, Christopher Robin, Clementine, Cockles and mussels, Cockles and mussels, alive alive oh!, Colonel Bogey (variation), Cow kicked Nelly (The... ), Cuckoo

D

Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow, Daisy, daisy, Diadem, Dinah, Dinah, Down at the old bull and bush, Durex is a girl's best friend

E

Eskimo Nell, Every sperm is sacred

F

Falling in love again, Farting contest, Flower of Scotland, Four and Twenty Virgins

G

Galaxy song, Goodnight sweetheart, Grandfather's Cock

H

Harlot of Jerusalem (the... ), Hen wlad fy nhadau, Hitler has only got one ball, How great thou art

I

I belong to Glasgow, I bob un sydd fyddlon, I don't want to be a soldier, I met a whore in the park one day, I'll be seeing you, I'll be your sweetheart, I'm my own grandpa., If I were the marrying Kind, In the shade of the old apple tree, It's a long way to tipperary, Ivan Skavinsky Scavar

J

Jerusalem, Jesu lover of my soul, Joe was a lavatory cleaner

L

Large balls, Lily of laguna, Little lulu, Love divine, Lumberjack song

M

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord, Monte Carlo, My eyes are dim, My god how the money rolls in, my old man, Myfanwy

N

Nellie Dean, Nellie the Cripple, Nellie the cripple, Now is the hour

O

Oes gafr eto, On top of old Sophie, One-eyed Riley

P

Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag

R

rangers fight song, Ringadangdoo, Roedean school, Roll me over in the clover, Roll out the barrel

S

Sanctaidd, She was a dear little dicky bird, She was poor but she was honest, shine you buttons with brasso, Shine your buttons with brasso, Shine your buttons with brasso, Sing us another one do, Sir Jasper, Sod 'em all, Sosban fach, Street of the thousand assholes, Swing low sweet chariot

T

T'was xmas eve at the harem, The Ball at Killiemuir, The old rugged cross, The Scottish trip, The sexual life of the camel, The wild rover, There once was a woman with a cunt so wide, There once was an indian maid, There was an old lady, There was I waiting at the church, They didn't believe me, This old man, Three german officers

U

Universal evolution

V

Venus (the good ship...), Virgin sturgeon

W

Walking down Kennel Street, Walrus and the carpenter, Waltzing matilda, We'll Keep a Welcome in the Hillsides, We'll meet again, Welsh National Anthem, When I was a little girl, When lady jane became a tart, When the coal comes from the Rhondda, When the red red Robin comes bob-bob-bobbing along, White cliffs of dover, Who killed cock robin, Who were you with last night?, Who's your lady friend?, Why are we waiting?, Why was he born so beautiful?, Woodpecker's song

Y

You are my sunshine, You made me love you