| 1. | Beebee | A certain young fellow named Beebee Wished to wed with a lady named Phoebe. "But", he said, I must see What the clerical fee Be before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee" |
| 2. | Blackheath | There was an old man of Blackheath, Who sat on his set of false teeth; Said he, witha start, O Lord, bless my heart! I ve bitten myself underneath! |
| 3. | Bright | There was a young lady called Bright Who could travel far faster than light She set off one day In a relative way And returned home the previous night |
| 4. | Cape Horn | A guy who was living at Cape Horn Wished that he had never been born; But he wouldn t have been If his father had seen That the end of the condom was torn! |
| 5. | Darjeeling | There was an young man from Darjeeling Who rode on a train out to Ealing. The sign on the door Read Don t spit on the floor So he carefully spat on the ceiling. |
| 6. | Devizes | There was a man from Devizes Who had balls of different sizes One was small, and was nothing at all But the other was large And won prizes |
| 7. | Hall | There was a young fellow named Hall Who fell in the spring in the fall Twould have been a bad thing If he d died in the spring, But he didn t - he died in the fall. |
| 8. | Jenny | "There s a train at 4:04", said Miss Jenny. "Four tickets I ll take; have you any?" Said the man at the door, "Not four for 4:04, For four for 4:04 is too many." |
| 9. | Laconia | There was a young man from Laconia Whose mother-in-law had pneumonia He hoped for the worst And after March first, She as buried beneath a begonia. |
| 10. | Lynn | There was a young lady of Lynn, Who was so exceedingly thin, That when she essayed To drink lemonade, She slipped through the straw, and fell in |
