Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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Ass 'Ole
Ass hole, Ass hole, A Soldier I will be! To piss, To piss, Two Pistols on my knee! Fuck your Fuck your For curiosity! To fight for the cunt, To fight for the cunt, Tu fight for the country! More…
asshole / arsehole song
(ed: versions of this song seem to be the most popular of all the schoolyard rhymes - can't think why! Here we go tho... this'll take some time to go through!! Actually now I look at it More…
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I shall be To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee Fuck you, fuck you, fuck Eure-ocity Fight for the ol’ cunt, fight for the ol’ cunt, fight for the whole country
My nan used to sing this to me and my brother and Cousins. This was the version she sang. nb- "Eur-iocity" meaning Britain becoming part of the EU.
At a minute or two 'til two
Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two 'til two A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two With a rattatta tattatta More…
away to the woods
(ed: one of my favourite 'statement - response epics) s. Away to the woods! r. I'm too young. s. You're never too young. r. I'm only 13! s. This is no time to be superstitious. r. More…