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- The way I remember it
- My name is k i pickle eye pickle eye k i bumble berry willa willa whiskey Chinese chopsticks bow-wow milk my purple cow meow
- there once was a man from Nantucket
- There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it.
- there once was a young English girl
- There once was a young English girl I shoo shiwawa [touch their eyes and shoes] All the boys on the football team Loved I shoo shiwawa How was your boyfriend, alright? Down in the More…
- There was a wee man,
- There was a wee man, He peed in the pan, The pan was too wee, He peed in the sea The sea was too wide, He peed in the Clyde, And all the wee fishes went up 'is back side!
- there was a young lady from Exeter
- There was a young lady from Exeter, So pretty the men craned their necks at her. One was so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.
- This Was The Name Of My Old School (Marist)
- We Are The Marist Girls We Wear Our Hair In Curls We Wear Dungerees Down To Our Sexy Knees We Dont Smoke Or Drink Thats What Our Parents Think And When It Comes To Toys We'd More…
- Three little devils all dressed in red
- (ed: there was no mention of it, but this has the feel of a skipping song. Anyone got any info.?) (Bridgett says: "We learned this song in music class at a Catholic school in More…
- three little monkeys
- Not last night but the night before Three little monkeys came to my door One had a fife and one had a drum And one had a pancake stuck to it's bum.
- tiny little town
- ed: we need some help here I think. we only got sent this little verse. If you know more we'd love to get it... please? There's a tiny little town where the men wear nothing on. And More…
- toilet humour
- (ed: we're hoping to use this page as the start of a new collection. Any rhymes, jokes etc seen on toilet walls will be appreciated) No use to stand upon the seat, The rats in here More…
- Tombstone Humour
- (ed: not really from school but too good to leave out so added in one chunk) In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up and no place to go. In a More…
- toots tried to tutor two tutors
- Toots tried to tutor two tutors, To toot on a sax and a flute The two tutors asked toots, Is it easier to toot, Or to tutor two tutors to toot?
- twas in the month of Birmingham
- Twas in the month of Birmingham In the city of July The sun was raining heavily Yet the streets were very dry
- two chinamen
- (Melynda sent us this one her grandfather taught her.. she thinks it's hilarious... I'm not arguing) Two Chinamen, two Chinamen, Sitting in a ditch One called the other one a dirty More…
- two dead boys
- One gray morning in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise More…
- two irish men
- two irish men, two irish men were diggin' in a ditch, one called the other a dirty sonofa Peter McMurphy had a dog, and a very fine dog was he, he gave it to a lady friend to keep her More…
- two irish men
- two irish men, two irish men were diggin' in a ditch, one called the other a dirty sonofa Peter McMurphy had a dog, and a very fine dog was he, he gave it to a lady friend to keep her More…
- two irishmen
- Yet another rhyme based on similarities between endings and beginnings of words: (ed: Now I look at this, the first few lines don't seem to 'fit' properly to me - anyone know what the More…
- Two irishmen, Two irishmen digging a ditch, one said to the other one you dirty son of a..........
- The rest of it is: bitch. I fucked her once, I fucked her twice, and now I heard you fucked her thrice(three)
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