Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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'x' more days of school
'x' more days of school (Sung towards the end of term dropping days one by one until your off for the hols) No more days of school No more days of sorrow No more days More…
yellow belly custard
Yellow belly custard, Green snot pie Mix it all together with a dead dogs eye Slap it in a bucket nice 'n thick Then wash it all down with a cup o' cold sick =circa 1950's, UK More…
yellow butter, purple jelly
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, More…
yellow matter custard
Yellow matter custard, Snot and bogey pie All mixed together with a dead dog's eye Snotty green jam - spread it on thick Wash it all down with a cup of cold sick See also: meany More…
yellow rose of texas
(ed: sung to the tune of the same name) The yellow rose of Texas And the Man from Laramie Invited Davy Crockett To have a cup of tea. The tea was so delicious They had another More…
you cannae shove your granny aff a bus
You cannae shove your granny aff a bus, Oh you cannae shove your granny aff a bus. Oh you cannae shove yer granny, Cause she´s yer mammys mammy You cannae shove yer granny aff a bus. More…
young harlot from Kew
There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue "They pay to get in" She said with a grin "And they'll pay to get out of it, too =circa 2005, AUS
Yum yum bubblegum
Yum yum bubblegum Stick it up your mother's bum. Pull her tits, grab some sticks. Eat them just like weetabix. (ed: When I recited this little ditty to my wife, she produced these More…
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My, oh my what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine heading my way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Mister Bluebird on my shoulder It's the truth, it's More…