Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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beverly hillbillies
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed Went for a wank in the garden shed In came Ellie dancing in the nude And up from his dick came a bubbling crude So lets get back to More…
big ben
Big Ben Strikes Ten Does a fart Now and then.
big fat tom
Big fat Tom came over the hill With 19 pounds of swinging meat, He saw Jane sitting on the grass, And shoved his meat pack up her arse, Jane let go with a great big fart And blew his More…
boy stood on the burning deck (the...)
(ed: there are more along these lines on the 'crap limericks' page) The boy stood on the burning deck Picking his nose like mad Rolling it into little balls And flicking them at his More…
boys go to Mars
Boys go to Mars to eat chocolate bars Girls go to Jupiter to get more Stupider! =AUS
build a bonfire
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire Put the teachers on the top Put old Thorpy in the middle And burn the bloody lot (Contributor's note: "Thorpy was the headmaster. When we went More…
bull (milk a... )
Milk a bull Milk a bull Only one tit and it's hard to pull =circa. 1940's - 1960's UK (Wa)
bum tit tit
(Version 1:) Bum (slap your bum), tit tit (rub your nipples) (Repeat line one) Play the willy banjo (play air guitar with your genitals) Version 2: (same actions) Bum tit More…
bunny-foo-foo
Little bunny-foo-foo hopping through the forest Picking up the field mice and kissing them on the head. Down came the good fairy, and she said Little bunny foo-foo, I don't like to More…
Cat's got the weasels
Cat's got the weasels, The weasels, the weasels, Cats got the weasels, The weasel's got the cats. Contributor says at their primary school this was sung in a group while performing More…
charlie had a pigeon
(ed: sung to the tune of I\'m a little dutchgirl.. now why have I got no memory of that either?) Version 1: Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon, Charlie had a pigeon, a More…
chinaman had a wife
(ed" a playground song for jumping rope or clapping) Chinaman had a wife, Gave him such a miserable life. Rolled him up to the top of the hill, Rolled him down like a rolling pill. More…
Chinese restaurant
I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread He wrapped it up in a forty pound note and this is what he said, said, said My name is... L-I, L-I' chick-a-lie, More…
ching chong chinaman, chin chin chinaman
(ed: yet another poem with slight racist overtomes highlighting a play on words:) Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on the grass, Along came a bumblebee and stung him on his.. Ask no More…
chinky chinky charlie
Chinky, chinky charlie went to milk a cow, Chinky, chinky charlie didn't know how. Chinky, chinky charlie pulled the wrong tit. Chinky, chinky charlie got covered in shit. (ed: OK, More…
chocolate aeroplane
Oooeeerrr oooeeerrr oooeeerrr A man fell down the sewer He pulled the chain And up he came In a chocolate aeroplane =circa 1960's, AUS (Syd.)
Cinderella
Cinderella dressed in black, went to McDonalds to buy a Big Mac, Made a mistake and bought a shake, how many dollars did it take? [Start counting]
cinderella
Version 1: (This rhyme was chanted while jumping rope:) Cinderella dressed in yella Went upstairs to kiss her fella Made a mistake and kissed a snake How many doctors did it More…
coca cola went to town
coca cola went to town, diet pepsi shot him down, dr pepper picked him up, now we all drink seven up, seven up fell off the mountain, now were drinking from the fountain, then More…
coca-cola went to town
(ed: another 'jump rope song' : Coca-Cola went to town, Pepsi Cola shot him down Dr Pepper fixed him up And now he's drinking 7-Up. How many bottles did he drink? (ed: Judi says More…