Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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dairy song (the... )
(Substitute the names for any two people suspected of fancying each other) Version 1: Robert and Gemma in the dairy, Robert shows her his hairy canary. Nine months later, whizz More…
daisy daisy
(ed: sung to the tune of the same name) Daisy Daisy, give me your tits to chew I'm half crazy, my balls are black and blue I can't afford a johnny A rubber balloon will do But you More…
dallas
I'm rich, I'm rich My wife is a bitch And I own a big white car I live in a palace In a place called Dallas And they all call me J.R.
dan dan the outhouse man
Dan Dan the outhouse man, Chief inspector of the lavatory plan. Tissues, tissues, papers and towels, Listen to the rhythm of the rumbling bowels. Down, down, down, down, down, down, More…
davy crockett
(ed: sung to the theme of Davy Crockett which I'm *sure* you all know!) (chorus) Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier. Born on a Powder-Horn in Tennessee, Shot General More…
debbie
Driving down the M1 in my motor bill Debbie done a fart and paralysed the wheel Wheels couldn't stand it, engine fell apart And all because of Debbie and her supersonic fart!
deck the halls
(ed: a little song chock filled with Christmas sentiment) Deck the halls with gasoline Fa la la la la, la la la la Strike a match and watch it clean Fa la la la la, la la la la More…
diarrhea bump bump, diarrhea uh uh
(ed: Contributor says this was a chant type song sung when she was a kid. Its only purpose was to gross each other out and disgust parents and teachers. There are supposed to be numerous More…
diarrhoea
(ed: I love kids - they make up songs and rhymes from the most basic of physical functions with total disregard for peoples finer sentiments ) Version 1: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea When More…
diarrhoea
Other versions diarrhoea, diarrhoea, When you're sitting on the loo, It can come out blue, diarrhoea, diarrhoea. Diarrhoea, diarrhoea, It's a bit of a worry, If you've just had More…
dipping
(ed: not sure if this selection actually counts as 'rhyme' or if it should be in the 'games' dictionary, or just in the general 'slang' one. Anyway - here is is... for now!) Basically More…
Dodi and Di
A song that did the rounds when Princess Diana died. Sung to the tune of 'We are catching fish again', or whatever it is called (ed: I thin kthe tune is Camptown Races?) 'Guess who More…
donald duck
Donald Duck did some muck On the kitchen floor. Daisy Duck licked it up And Donald did some more. =circa 1980's, UK (Mid)
Donnie Macca
Donnie Macca, Ronnie Macca, biscuit I shoo shiwawa, biscuit. Ice-cream soda with a cherry on the top. Ice-cream soda with a cherry on the top. Mama, Mama, I feel sick. Call for the More…
dont eat the NAAFI bread
Dont eat the NAAFI bread It sticks to your tummy like lead You'll fart like thunder Your mother will wonder Don't eat the NAAFI bread (can be substituted for any well known food More…
down, down, baby
(ed: this looks like a clapping song but there was no aded info to go with it) Down down baby Down by the roller-coaster Sweet sweet baby I'll never let you go Shimmy shimmy More…
Down by the River
(ed: little song from Rachael - added verbatim) Here is a song that we used to sing. Everyone sits in a circle and you alternate, one hand on bottom one on top, and when you get your More…
down by the river where the long grass grows
Down by the river where the long grass grows I saw a lady without any clothes Along came a cowboy, clippety-clop Down with his trousers and out with his cock. 3 months later all More…
down in alabama
(ed: Be warned, this has racist content... tho you could add almost any nationality in there) Down in Alabama where the niggers shovel coal A nigger shoved his shovel up another More…
down in the basement
(ed: sung to the tune of 'On top of old Smokey') Down in the basement all covered in dark I shot my poor teacher with forty-five plarks I shot her with pleasure I shot her with More…