Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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edinburgh, edinburgh
Edinburgh, Edinburgh, is a school of misery When you get there there' s a signpost Saying "Welcome unto thee" Don't believe you don't believe you, It's a pack of bloomin' lies, If More…
eee by gum
Version 1: Stick your fingers up your bum. Let your tits hang low. And tie them in a bow. Yo! Version 2: Eee by gum Does your belly touch your bum? Do your balls hang low? More…
eeny meeny, eenie meenie minie mo
(ed: there's a Warning here of some racist content. Shoul I leave it.. or censor. Leave it I think, this is essentially a historical store.. and this is just how it was in 'the bad old More…
eli, pickle-eye
(ed: variation on the ki-eye poem) I went to a Chinese restaraunt To buy a loaf of bread bread bread, They wrapped it up in a frying pan And this is what they said said said My More…
english country garden
Version 1: What do you do if you wanna do a poo in an English country garden? You pull down yer pants and paralyse the ants in an English country garden Then get a leaf and wipe More…