| 1. | fankee foodle | (ed: Erica kindly sent in the following) My friend from a fancypants private school taught me this version of Yankee Doodle" in the mid 1970s. At the time we just thought it was funny to sing… 0.6 KB |
| 2. | farmer giles | Farmer Giles was walking by When he heard a rumble in the sky He looked up and it came down Now his name is Farmer Brown |
| 3. | farmers in the meadow | (ed: This is similar in style and content to other poems of the genre) Farmers in the meadow, mowing all his grass, Along came a bee and stung him on the Ask no questions, tell no lies, I saw… 0.8 KB |
| 4. | fart poem | Version 1: A fart is a kind of eruption, It comes from the city of bum, It travels down Trouser Leg Lane, And comes out with a musical hum - pppprrrrrrrrrrpp. Version 2: A fart is a… 0.5 KB |
| 5. | fart, fart | (ed: sung - very roughly - to the tune of Scotland the Brave:) Fart, fart the beans are calling Must be the ones I ate this morning Off to the loo to do a phhhpt! in the loo If there is no… 0.7 KB |
| 6. | fart-man | Fart-man rolling down the street, parlez-vous, Fart-man rolling down the street, parlez-vous, Fart-man rolling down the street, Knocks a copper off his feet, Schminky-pinky, parlez-vous. … 1.1 KB |
| 7. | fatty and skinny | Fatty and Skinny went to the Zoo Fatty got lost in the Elephants poo Skinny went home to tell his mum But all he got was a smack on the bum, Also this from contributor who says the rhyme was… 2.5 KB |
| 8. | fifty cents | Ask your mother for fifty cents To see the lion jump the fence. He jumped so high He touched the sky And didn t come back Till the 4th of July Ask your mother for fifty more To see the lion… 0.4 KB |
| 9. | foot and mouth rhymes | (ed: in 2000, there was an outbreak of foot and mouth disease in South Wales, UK. These are examples of a type of black humour that passed around the newsgroups at the time) Here is a… 1.5 KB |
| 10. | fraggle rock | Down at Fraggle Rock Grab a fraggle by its cock Swing it round and round your head Keep going Till the bastard s dead! Well now... Pete sent in a much fuller version... I like it! Pete says … 1.1 KB |
