Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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gay chicken
Face off with another straight guy and move their faces (lips) closer and closer together. The first one to turn or pull away from the other is the Gay Chicken. ed: I'd win... I have More…
gay school
(ed: sung to the to the Play School theme:) There's a bear in there And an electric chair There's people with AIDS And hand grenades Open wide, commit suicide It's Gay School
genie song
I'm a big fat genie With a ten foot weenie I showed it to the girl next store. She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now its only five foot four. =USA
georgie best
Georgie Best Superstar Walks like a woman And he wears a bra The bra's too big He wears a wig And that's why they call him A sexy pig.
Georgie Porgie
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
german in the grass
(ed: a rather Xenophobic alternative to 'Ip Dip') There's a German in the grass, With a bullet up his arse. What colour is his blood?
glory, glory
(Ed: presumably sung to the tune of the 'Battle Hymn of the Republic':) Glory, Glory hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler So I sent her off to heaven With an AK 47 And she aint More…
glory, glory hallelujiah
(ed: obviously sung to the tune from the Battle Hymn of the Republic) My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the schools We have tortured all the teachers and have broken all More…
god made man
God made man, Man made plastic, Who ever made dope, Is fucking fantastic!! =circa 2002, NZ
goin’ on an overnight
(ed: sung to the tune of “Leavin’ On a Jet Plane” - oooh!... Samantha says the guitar chords are D, G, and A... now *that's* a first for us!) All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go I More…
Gopher Guts
This is another version of the Gopher Guts ditty we sang in Detroit in the 60's. Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts Dirty little birdy feet Every thing I like to eat French fried More…
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Stimulated monkey feet Chopped up parakeet French Fried eyeballs dipped in kerosene But i forgot my spooooon But i remembered my straw More…
great green grimes of greasy grimy gopher guts
Great green grimes of greasy grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, Little birdie's dirty feet, French fried eyeballs soaking in a pan of blood, Eat it without a spoon (I'll use a More…
Green Golly Custard
Similar to Meany Meany Custard but sung to disgust an adult or a rhyme for skipping. Used in Wigan area in 1950s. Green Golly Custard Green Golly Pie All mixed together in a dead dogs More…
guinness for dinner
Guinness for dinner Guinness for tea The more you wanna drink it The more you wanna... Peter had a boat by the dock Along came jaws and bit him on his... Cocktail ginger ale fifty More…