Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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He jumped from 20,000 feet
(ed: Alison sent this in... nice... in a nasty sort of way ) This is sung to the tune of John Brown's Body, and dates from WW2 -taught to her by her uncle who was a battle of britain More…
he-man and the masters of the universe
Version 1: I have the power To lift up a flower But after an hour It hurts Version 2: He has the power To lift up a flower In only an hour Or two.
'Headed for second'
My dad always say "headed for second, can't wait another second"
Heinz Baked Beans advert
A million housewives every day Whip off their knickers and shout whahey! Beans means Heinz (ed: I believe this was coined by the late great Willie Rushton who's laconic, laid back More…
heres a little song that i made up with my friend at school and spread widely throughout the school
One potato, two potato, three potato four, Five potato, six potato, seven potatoes saw... A Poor little prostitute sittin' on the ground, along came a tramp and payed her £5, took 'er More…
hey pakistani
(ed: This was a pointless and obnoxiously racist sort of rhyme that some people sang at primary school. It goes as follows:) Hey Pakistani Does your mother have a fanny, Let me More…
Hickory dickory dock
(ed: A somewhat mucky version of the childhood classic... not really one for the Nursery Rhyme dictionary maybe?? ) Hickory dicory dock, My girlfriend sucked my cock, The clock struck More…
hitler has only got one ball
Version 1: Hitler has only got one ball The other is in the Albert Hall His mother, The dirty bugger Cut it off when he was small Hitler has only got one ball Hess has got no More…
hi
scooby dooby doo, did a wee shaggy thought it was water. he took a drink, his face went pink, and that was the end of shaggy!!!
hi
scooby dooby doo, did a wee shaggy thought it was water. he took a drink, his face went pink, and that was the end of shaggy!!!
hooley dooley
Hooley dooley me no fooley Me pull chain and not my tooley (ed: ???) =AUS
Hoover advert
All the dirt, All the grit Hoover picks up all the shit Cos it beats as it sweeps as it cleans.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
(ed: this was brought home from school by Alison's five year old - that's the way... catch 'em young!) Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall He didn't get More…
hunch bunch, call the judge
Hunch Bunch, call the Judge, Mother's having a baby. Is it a boy? Is it a girl" Is it a human baby? Wrap it up in tissue paper. Throw it down the escalator. First floor - drop. More…
hymns and arias
(ed: created by that wonderful Welsh folk singer Max Boyce. Max's albums are amongst the recent 'national treasures' of Wales. This is but one of his evocative offerings:) We paid our More…