Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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K I pickle eye ..(? not sure where i was supposed to send this)
We have a different verion... I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread... He wrapped it up in a five pound note and this is what he said said said..
k.i.s.s.i.n.g.
Susie* and Billy* sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love Then comes marriage Then comes the baby in a baby carriage. (*=insert your friend's name along with the name of a More…
kermit the frog
Version 1: Kermit the frog Got a kick in the knob For messing around with Miss Piggy He pulled down her knicks And did sexy tricks And that was the end of Miss Piggy (?) (ed: More…
Kermit The Frog Song
"Kermit the Frog, got a punch in the gob For messing about with Miss Piggy. He pulled off her bra, and shouted yeeha And showed off his little green willy." Also it was sang to More…
ki-eye pickle-eye
My name is Ki-eye Pickle-eye, Pick le-eye Ki-eye, Wanna wanna whiskey, Chinese chopsticks chow! This was a little ditty that accompanied a non-competitive clapping game in the mid More…
kindergarden baby
(ed: Erin's wife dug this out of the depths of her memory for us:) Somthing to sing to someone being a 'crybaby', or sook. Kindergarden baby Wash your face in gravy If you don't More…
kiss my arse
Here I was, now I'm gone I left my name to turn you on Those who know me, know me well Are in class, and those who don't can go to hell Kiss my arse
kissed a kangaroo
Version 1: I'm telling over you Because you kissed a kangaroo At half past two And you never said sorry So I pushed you down the loo And did a poo! Version 2: I'm telling More…
kookaburra
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Rooting all the sparrows he can see Stop kookaburra stop Kookaburra man you've got VD Kookaburra sitting in the old gum tree Counting all the More…