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- oh, Josie
- (ed: Paul has sent in an utterly non-PC verse, chanted by his mother. I'm not sure if he or his mother was born in 1917 in Agecroft Lancs. UK, but either way it comes from the mid 1920s so More…
- oh hark my pipes are calling
- (ed: sung to the tune of "Scotland the Brave") Oh hark my pipes are calling Must be the porridge I ate this morning Got to get the toilet quick Too late Quick get the mop and More…
- old king cole
- Old King Cole was a merry old soul And a merry old old soul was he He called for a light, in the middle of the night To go to the WC The moonlight shone on the lavatory door The More…
- old man of marine (the... )
- There was an old man from Marine Who invented a wanking machine On the 99th stroke The fucking thing broke And whipped his bollocks to cream!
- Old Mother Hubbard
- Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To give the postman a letter. But when she got there, The cupboard was bare, So they did it without - it was better. Old Mother Hubbard Went More…
- Old Sam and the musket
- Reasoning....several times should be 'reet then'
- ollie, ollie ollie
- As in the near legendary Playground song heard in Bedfordshire during the late 70's to mid 80's.: Version 1: Singin Ollie, Ollie, Ollie with the boobs on the trolley, And the More…
- on top of old smokie
- (Sung to the song of the same name) Version 1: On top of Old Smokie, All covered in grass, There sat a bald eagle, Scratching his... Don't be mistaken, Don't be misled, Cos More…
- one fine day in the middle of the night
- Nonsense rhyme or chant. One fine day in the middle of the Night, The great Atlantic caught alight, Blind men could see it, deaf men could hear it, And a dumb man called out the More…
- one fine day in the middle of the night
- early one morning in the middle of the night two deadd boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew the swords and shot each other if you dont believe what the blind More…
- one finger one thumb
- (ed: supposedly sung to the 'Finger of Fudge' Cadbury's ad music:) One finger one thumb is just enough to give your kids a treat! (ed: I have no idea what this is about!)
- one potato; one potater
- (A 'selection' song to choose who will be 'it' in games) Version 1: One potato, two potatoes three potatoes, four Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes MORE ("MORE = More…
- ooh aah diddy!
- (ed: sung to the tune of Manfeed Mann's "Doo Wah Diddy, Diddy Dum, Diddy Doo":) There she was just a-lying in the snow Shouting "I'm a prostitute fifty pence a go" Along came More…
- order in the court
- Order in the court, Order in the court! Speak, monkey, speak!" Version 2: Order in the court! The monkey wan to to talk! First one to talk is the monkey! Australian version More…
- orgy at the zoo
- Version 1: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck Screw a kangaroo, Lick the puss of a platypus, It's an orgy at the zoo! (Note: "platypus" can be substituted with "walrus" or More…
- orgy at the zoo
- Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck Screw a Kangaroo Sixty-nine a Porcupine Orgy at the zoo
- other fatty and skinny ryme
- fatty and skinny were having a bath, fatty blew off and made skinny laugh.(-:
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