(ed: skipping chant) Racing car number 9 Loses petrol all the time How many gallons did it lose? (number) The number of gallons it did lose is (number)
Version 1: Up above the streets and houses Rainbow flying high Bungle sticks his bum out the window And craps in Geoffrey's eye Version 2: Zippy and Bungle were in the More…
(ed: These songs were about the British puppet show "Rainbow":) George and Bungle In the jungle Zippy bit my thumb Jeffery swimming With naked women Playing noughts and More…
Just a note on this one - a version gotten from my father who got it from his father who set up the first mule train from the Colorado Rocky Mountains to Texas - He took out his rope to More…
Ridin' along in my automobile, Screwin' my baby at the wheel, Now my mickeys on the horn, Soon the baby will be born (NB: Apparently dates back to Dublin, 1982)
Keich, bum, toley, fart Just walked over the River Carte Keich, bum, toley, fart Now I'm going to find a tart (ed: ok... don't call us - we'll call you)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny cock And if you ever touched it You'd get an electric shock. (ed: there just *has* to be more to this!)
Lyrics to more rude old schoolyard songs involving a familiar play on words: Rule Brittania Three monkeys on a stick One fell off and paralised his Dick was a sailor His More…