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- ta ra ra boom de ay
- Ta ra ra boom-de-ay I met a boy today He gave me 50p To go behind a tree And then he gave a cough It made my pants fall off It gave me a big surprise It made my tummy rise Greg More…
- ta ra ra boom de ay
- ta ra ra boom de ay, she took my pants away amd when i started to swear, she took my underwear ...that's al' i got dlornzo@aol.com
- taboo
- The ants went marching one by one, taboo, taboo*, The ants went marching one by one, taboo, taboo, The ants went marching one by one, The little boy stopped to pick his bum**, Taboo, More…
- taffy was a welshman
- Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief. Taffy came to my house And stole a piece of beef; I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't home; Taffy came to my house And stole a marrow bone. More…
- Tarzan
- Tarza the monkey maan swinging from a rubber band oops fall break his balls now hes not a man at all
- tarzan, tarzan swings, tarzan and the monkey man
- Tarzan in the jungle with a belly-ache, Want to go toilet - PLOP! - too late. ◊ Tarzan swings Tarzan falls Tarzan breaks his cast-iron... head Version 2: Tarzan More…
- teacher death megamix
- (ed: seems to be a mixture of of four songs. Wasn't sure what to catagorise this as, so decided to call it a "new" song, name inspired by those Jive Bunny records that used to be More…
- teacher teacher I declare
- Teacher teacher I declare I can see your underwear Is it black Or is it white? Oh my god it's dynamite! (At this point shout BOOM!)
- The boy stood on the burning deck
- The boy stood on the burning deck Eating a tuppenny Walls, A bit dropped down his trouser leg And paralysed his balls. also The boy stood on the burning deck Playing a game of More…
- The boy stood on the burning deck
- My father, Ron Green (1918-1995), would often declaim: The boy stood on the burning deck With half a sausage round his neck A squashed tomato in his eye And that is how the boy did More…
- The boy stood on the burning deck
- The boy stood on the burning deck, His pockets full of crackers. A spark flew up his trouser leg And blew off both his knackers.
- The boy stood on the burning deck (aka Casabianca)
- The boy stood on the burning deck His pockets full of crackers One fell down between his legs And blew off both his knackers
- The boy stood on the burning deck...
- The boy stood on the burning deck, because he could not sit, his heart was full of sorrow and his pants were full of shi...??
- the cow
- The cow is of the bovine ilk One end is moo, the other, milk. (ed: awww... now isn't that cute??)
- the dingo song
- 3 seven day adventists went on a BBQ, BBQ,BBQ. Lindy said I'm hungry but the dingo said I'm hungrier than you, Than you, than you. DINGO, DINGO, a baby in its mouth. They tried More…
- The dirty old vicar of Buckingham
- The dirty old vicar of Buckingham Stood on a bridge up at Rockingham Watching the stunts Of the cunts in the punts And the tricks Of the dicks As were fucking 'em.
- the hole in the elephants bottom
- (ed: ahh... I used to love reciting these silly little songs. There are a couple of versions, but this one is quite good:) I wanted to be on the stage, And now my ambitions I've More…
- the spades go
- The spades go, Eeny meeny popsikeeny Ooh! Aah! Thumbeleeny Ahchi cahchi Liberaci Say the magic words: A peach, a plum And half a stick of chewing gum And if you want the other More…
- The Teddy Bears Picnic (To the tune of)
- (ed: sung to the tune of the same name) Version 1: If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise If you go down to the woods today you'd better hide your eyes Coz More…
- the trebor mints ad
- Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger... Stick 'em up your bum and they last a bit longer (ed: apparantly this can be used for Murray Mints as well)
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