Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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ta ra ra boom de ay
Ta ra ra boom-de-ay I met a boy today He gave me 50p To go behind a tree And then he gave a cough It made my pants fall off It gave me a big surprise It made my tummy rise Greg More…
ta ra ra boom de ay
ta ra ra boom de ay, she took my pants away amd when i started to swear, she took my underwear ...that's al' i got dlornzo@aol.com
taboo
The ants went marching one by one, taboo, taboo*, The ants went marching one by one, taboo, taboo, The ants went marching one by one, The little boy stopped to pick his bum**, Taboo, More…
taffy was a welshman
Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief. Taffy came to my house And stole a piece of beef; I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't home; Taffy came to my house And stole a marrow bone. More…
Tarzan
Tarza the monkey maan swinging from a rubber band oops fall break his balls now hes not a man at all
tarzan, tarzan swings, tarzan and the monkey man
Tarzan in the jungle with a belly-ache, Want to go toilet - PLOP! - too late. ◊ Tarzan swings Tarzan falls Tarzan breaks his cast-iron... head Version 2: Tarzan More…
teacher death megamix
(ed: seems to be a mixture of of four songs. Wasn't sure what to catagorise this as, so decided to call it a "new" song, name inspired by those Jive Bunny records that used to be More…
teacher teacher I declare
Teacher teacher I declare I can see your underwear Is it black Or is it white? Oh my god it's dynamite! (At this point shout BOOM!)
The boy stood on the burning deck
The boy stood on the burning deck Eating a tuppenny Walls, A bit dropped down his trouser leg And paralysed his balls. also The boy stood on the burning deck Playing a game of More…
The boy stood on the burning deck
My father, Ron Green (1918-1995), would often declaim: The boy stood on the burning deck With half a sausage round his neck A squashed tomato in his eye And that is how the boy did More…
The boy stood on the burning deck
The boy stood on the burning deck, His pockets full of crackers. A spark flew up his trouser leg And blew off both his knackers.
The boy stood on the burning deck (aka Casabianca)
The boy stood on the burning deck His pockets full of crackers One fell down between his legs And blew off both his knackers
The boy stood on the burning deck...
The boy stood on the burning deck, because he could not sit, his heart was full of sorrow and his pants were full of shi...??
the cow
The cow is of the bovine ilk One end is moo, the other, milk. (ed: awww... now isn't that cute??)
the dingo song
3 seven day adventists went on a BBQ, BBQ,BBQ. Lindy said I'm hungry but the dingo said I'm hungrier than you, Than you, than you. DINGO, DINGO, a baby in its mouth. They tried More…
The dirty old vicar of Buckingham
The dirty old vicar of Buckingham Stood on a bridge up at Rockingham Watching the stunts Of the cunts in the punts And the tricks Of the dicks As were fucking 'em.
the hole in the elephants bottom
(ed: ahh... I used to love reciting these silly little songs. There are a couple of versions, but this one is quite good:) I wanted to be on the stage, And now my ambitions I've More…
the spades go
The spades go, Eeny meeny popsikeeny Ooh! Aah! Thumbeleeny Ahchi cahchi Liberaci Say the magic words: A peach, a plum And half a stick of chewing gum And if you want the other More…
The Teddy Bears Picnic (To the tune of)
(ed: sung to the tune of the same name) Version 1: If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise If you go down to the woods today you'd better hide your eyes Coz More…
the trebor mints ad
Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger... Stick 'em up your bum and they last a bit longer (ed: apparantly this can be used for Murray Mints as well)