Version 1: Waltzing Matilda Who bloody killed 'er Laid her in the grass With a shovel up her arse Version 2: Waltzing Matilda Who fuckin' killed her? Lying in the grass More…
We are the geordie girls, We are the hairy girls We wear our dungarees To show our sexy knees. The dirty boy next door He got me on the floor He done me sixty times Then he More…
We broke up, we broke up We don't care if the school blows up No more English, no more French No more sitting on the old school bench If the teacher interferes Tie him up and box More…
We three kings of orient are One on a motorbike One in a car One on a scooter Pipping his hooter Following yonder star Oh, star of wonder Star of light Sit on a box of dynamite More…
We wanna, We wanna, We wanna wee If you don't stop for us, We're gonna do it on the bus! Rick tells us 'We Wanna Wee' has evolved and the version listed has been added to by More…
Version 1: What's the time? Half past nine Hang your knickers on the washing line When they're done, bring them in Put them in a biscuit tin (NB: dates back to at least the More…
(ed: I recall this from back in the early days of rock 'n roll in the UK being sung by Tommy Steele. It's took me nearly 40 years to lean it was actually an old 'music hall' ditty written More…
Here's a choosing rhyme from Ellejay; with each word, you point to a different person. My mother and your mother were out hanging clothes. My mother gave your mother a sock in the nose. More…
When Susie was a baby, A baby Susie was She went a cry, cry, cry, cry (rubs eyes) When Susie was a toddler, A toddler Susie was She went a scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble More…
When you see a hearse go by, You will be the next to die. They wrap you up in a big white sheet, And drop you down 6 long, long feet. Worms crawl in and worms crawl out Worms play More…
Version 1: Whether the weather be cold, Or whether the weather be hot. We'll weather the weather, Whatever the weather, We'll weather it, Like it or not! Version 2: Whether More…
(ed: sung to the Disney tune of the same name: Version 1: Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit your wienie Now it doesn't work. Version 2: Whistle More…
Willy had a crocodile It snapped in the morning It snapped in the night It snapped once too many times and snapped off his... Willy had a ...etc. etc (repeat first verse) (ed: More…
(Contributor's note:"I went to school in the northwest. There is a mental hospital near Warrington called Winick, about which we sang the following rhyme..") Winick, Winick, Winick More…