Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

Breasts. Play on words regarding testicles.

The "definition" received for this was "I'm going to the concert and hook up with this little breezy I met the other day" so if anyone can improve on it I'd appreciate the feedback. Then lo and behold, Liz sends this:

I know that it is a feminine word that describes a girl or woman. You should also add the word fabreezy, which means "fine women". I have a lot of friends who use both words and I'm in California, so it's defiently a USA term.

But Annie said:
You were looking for someone to improve on "breezy" and it means an easy or slutty woman, someone who puts out very easily.

Any more offers?

Male person with no friends.

Term denoting frenzied experimental masturbator, Certain models of Breville sandwich toasters came with special plastic tongs for removing the lethally hot toasted sandwiches from the machine (doubtless because someone had probably in the past burnt their hands trying to do so and sued the company). Allegedly, one Ollie Coats, used said tongs to beat himself off with. Needless to say, toasted sandwiches ceased to be a popular snack in his boarding house. Originated at the The Leys School, Cambridge.

A lack of physical ability to achieve an erection or maintain one following the imbibing of excessive amounts of alcohol.

Beer.

Extremely scared, agitated or nervous. Implies defecation into the underwear. e.g. - 'he was totally bricking it'. Derived from the expression 'to shit bricks'.

To shit oneself in fear especially when hard lads are chasing you down the alley: "brickin" yourself, "shitting bricks"

Nickname for a peculiar style of hair favoured by middle-aged balding males who are attempting to disguise the fact that they ARE losing their hair. Nickname is also used for men who use this hairstyle.

One of the most famous people thus endowed is Andrew O'Neill, is one time editor of The Times (UK) now turned media jock. I hear from Mark Skinner that despite changing roles, "Brillo" still gets his regular pasting in the satirical magazine, Private Eye.

Good, great, wonderful, magic etc. "These butties are brill.". probably a contraction of brilliant.

Rhyming slang for beer, e.g. "Couple of Britneys and a packet of crisps please?".

Bike stunt which involves pulling on the back brake on your chopper/bmx/chipper/grifter and swinging it round kicking up the gravel.

Applied to a girl who is showing excessive interest in babies - from male perspective anyway (maybe because it indicated a hint that they think you intend marriage).

Popular sort of footwear with very thick flat rubber soles that allow you to walk almost silently. Very useful for creeping up behind people to give them wedgies or cop a feel. Similar to the platform soles favoured by "Baby Spice" but worn (usu.) by males.

(ed: I used to wear these in the 1960's and got nicknamed 'creeping jesus' by my mates)

Anus. In Australia it's also a verb. To 'chuck a brown eys' is similar to mooning in that you drop your faks and spread the cheeks of your bum in the direction of the person being 'mooned'. Is considered to be a gross instult - even when done by girls!

Male homosexual

A "crawler" or sycophant. Gets the brown nose from having it stuck up another person's bum while "arse-licking"

Fart

Expression used between nineties males to express their prowess at drilling the marmite motorway of female sexual partners. ever used in describing homosexual relations. "Have you got your brown wings yet".