Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

This robot has been programmed to detect whos real and whos not...fake cats get no parachute. (ed: ok I surrender - what the hell is this about??)

Used to describe intoxication, usually followed by an insult, (eg "You paro bastard") however, often in jest and good natured humour. Comes from "Paralytically comatose".

To break wind, fart.

A kiss, a long passionate kiss.

The "a" is pronounced as in "cat". Probably a comparison to the type of flat cheese 'pasty' you could buy at the bakery. These were shoes that were flat-soled and dorky looking, usually made out of soft leather.

As an aside, we've just learned that in Australia "Pasties" (Pronounced as paste), is slang for a dry mouth. Usually after smoking pot! as in "I need something to drink, I've got the Pasties."

This is pressumably because of the paste like consistency of saliva, when dehydrated. not sure when this started, but possibly in the 1990's.

Describes how an individual puts a finger down the back of his/her pants, digitally entering their own orifice, then wiping said finger on the top lip of an unsuspecting boy or girl (wimps usually the best option). This causes a constant smell of shit on the top lip of the victim throughout the day. Shouting out very loudly to the entire playground ‘Pat Tash’ and pointing can achieve added ridicule. Maybe it's just what happens growing up in Essex?

Fretting, worrying,

Male masturbation (i.e. use of the palm and five fingers). The term is very old (was Mrs Palmer and her five daughters), but came back into general use fairly recently, inspired by the actress Patsy Palmer who played Bianca in BBC soap EastEnders.

Normally used to indicate the spiel used by con artists as they try to fleece punters out of their hard earned money.

Is also used to indicate someone who lies, or bullshits a lot.

Someone who uses patter to make a living or is known for using patter as a matter of course - i.e. a liar.

To mean good, excellant ace. Used as "My new bike is peachy/ peachy beef.", "I let off a peach of a fart.".

Female genital area.

Insult. Supposedly refers to 'manliness' of woman, i.e. she is a quasi-hermaphrodite with a penis sticking out of her vagina. Probably began from some callow youths lack of anatomical knowledge when sighting a sexually excited clitoris.

Girl not wearing a bra, e.g. for swimming lessons (or wearing a sheer bra under a thin blouse) so her nipples can be seen pushing through her clothing. Boys find this insanely sexy.

The one handed version Peanut - pulling someone's tie up as tightly as possible until the knot resembles a peanut.

Out of control; crazy; fucked-up, or to describe it another way, it's the results of a well thought out plan which has gone wrong, i.e. "It's all gone pear shaped!".

Results of oral sex (with withdrawal on ejaculation) and subsequent deposit of semen on face and neck of recipient.

Brilliant, e.g. "That was a pearler of a goal by Giggs!".

Pebble dashing occurs when you have diarrhoea and splatters over the sides and rim of the bowl. Akin to a style of decoration to walls of a house popular during the 1980's involving throwing of small pebbles such that they stick to wet cement rendering. Used as "I wouldn't use the bog for a while, I've just pebble dashed it!".