Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

Used to refer to an overweight balding, camp yet marginally evil neighbour who would take an unnecessarily long time to return our stray balls from his garden ("What a wankchops!").

(1) A person who masturbates.

(2) An excessively stupid or unpleasant person.

(3) The male penis.

(4) A monkey.

(5) The act of causing a womans orgasm through the use of an object other than the human body (6) A British bum

Large spoilers, spliters, wings etc found on road cars to try and make them look like some sort of racing car.

A joke that became inordinately popular in schools. The victim would be asked 'Wanker's cramp - do you get it?', thus placing them into a Catch-22 situation. An, answer of 'no' implied that they do not understand the joke and are thus mentally deficient whilst an answer of 'yes' implies they do indeed get Wanker's Cramp, and thus masturbate excessively.

Someone who has had too much to drink, and is unable to wank. i.e has brewers droop.

A person of a high idiotic status who has commited an act of extreme slackness or stupidity.A higher form of a tosser or wanker.

The male penis.

Someone who pretends to be a gangster. Contraction of "whack gangster."

Insult comparison between recipient of insult and stains left by semen.

To masturbate.

Someone who tries obsessively to emulate a person or profession; e.g. "There used to be a lot of Madonna wannabees out there; but now they are all Spice Girl "wannabees".".

((ed: wasn't that Sly Stallone and Rocky??)

Corruption of the word baps meaning breasts because girls on the street would know if you turned to your mate and said "she's got nice bap's". Now you can turn to your mate and say"Rob, has our mobile got wap?", to mean "Have you noticed the nice waps going by?". Alternatively there's the less subtle "Wap attack!". Either way it sounded cool to say even if the girls found out what you wear talking about.

Male homosexual. Used as "That puff's a right wardie.". Wardies can be see in hairdressers or fudge factory. (ed: really?)

Used for saying "Hello" or "What's up?" wassup, b? What's up brother, brotha, bro, b- used as in informal greeting amongst friends.

The term 'wasabie' as previously entred was mistaken for 'wassup, b?' ie what's up, brother- bro- b; that was popularised by the Budweiser beer commercials here in the US in which the characters greet each other with the phrase: 'waaassssssuuuuuuuup!!!!' back and forth on phones/intercoms.

In one of the commercials, one of the characters is having dinner with his girl at a Japanese restaurant. They are brought their meals which included wasabi. The character chuckles when the japanese waiter says wasabi. So he says wassup, b. The waiter says wasabi and the back and forth and next thing you know, he has gotten every waiter/staff yelling wasssssuuuup, b/wasssssaaaaaabi!!!! Order is then restored when his girlfriend slaps her hand on the table. They are now classic commercials.

There were a couple of independent take offs on these commercials that used old grannies, the "Superfriends" cartoons, and New York Jewish businessmen and Rabbis where 'wassup' was changed to "shalom" and the product was "whitefish" instead of Budweiser. Budweiser also came out with other incarnations where Yuppies drinking imports were used and one with a mafia flavour where the greeting went from wassup to "how ya doin" with heavy NYC accent.

The Bud commercials can be see on the net at www.adcritic.com and the Shalom spoof was on www.neurotrash.com. (ed: and I just thought wasabi was a really hot Japanese dressing!) On this point, we received the following:

Your online slang dictionary contains an entry for "Wasabi" and lists it as meaning "hello". It also properly mentions that Wasabi is a hot horseradish sauce. I believe that the usage of Wasabi as "Hello" comes from a series of American Budweiser Beer TV commercials It started with a group of men sitting around answering the phone yelling "WAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" which is a wide open mouthed tongue sticking out way of saying "What's up".

In the next commercial, one of the guys from the first one is out with his girlfriend at a sushi restaurant. The waiter brings them their wasabi sauce with their sushi, and the guy starts playing with the word, similar to the "Waaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaa" from the first commencial.

"Wasabi" (chuckle)
"Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabi"

Eventually everyone in the restaurant is yelling "Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabi" before the guys girlfriend scolds him and they all stop.
So, "Wasabi" = "wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" = "What's up"

(ed: which seems to sum that up pretty effectively - I think!)

Incapacitated due to excessive intake of drink or drugs (mostly drugs) however, they are unlikely to be ill or throw up. - ie: "You have this spliff, mate. I'm wasted." The speaker then might go on to stare at the wallpaper in astonishment, with a great big smile on his face.(Or fall asleep!).

(1) a person with whom contact is considered to be a waste of time.

(2) a person who does nothing constructive depite ample opportunity.

(3) one who masturbates to excess.

A large and long lasting gob-stopper packaged in a box.