Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

Minute penis. People say "Ha you've well got a meat petite"

Material ejected from the mouth consisting of a mixture of saliva and mucus, that contains a high proportion of mucus. In other words, Spit with a fair amount of snot in it. e.g. "I did a meaty on that prefect".

Term for feeling bad or low, peehaps a bit rundown or under the weather. One might say "I'm feeling really meep today". often extended to the word Meeple.

A 'standing on street corners drinking cider' type of person who goes looking for a fight every 2 minutes as he thinks he's well hard, where as in fact, he's a skinny, scummy little runt. All Meeshes should really be shot or drowned at birth. A Meesh will usually be found in South Wales.

A drunken tramp (Not just any old drunkard). There was Kindler, but he wasn't really a meffer, just a pervy old alcoholic who would wave his impressively large member at the kids who taunted him. He owned a house and wore a suit-which he would regularly piss down, and this raised him one level above mefferdom. The name very much derives from and a contraction of, their favoured tipple of Methylated Spirit.

(1) dirty, smelly individual.

(2) A vagrant.

(3) person with disgusting habits

Probably derivative of methylated spirits.

Overused word that meant almost anything 'good' or 'great'. Can be used alone or with other words.

Alternative name for UK 'pence'. For example, saying it cost 50 meg meant it cost 50p.

General exclamation. Tone of voice denotes meaning. Can be for something that is bad. One might say "How are you?" and get a reply "Meh". Also used to express anger, joy, confusion, etc. Pronouniation as 'H' is highly aspirated, and the 'e' is pronounced like the 'e' is "head".

Person with remarkably high forhead, bald person Derived from a character in 'Dan Dare' cartoon series, Eagle Comic.

Is where you push so hard to fart that you shit your pants.

Female breasts. From an American perspective, these are all slang words used in describing women's breasts. "Honkers" is not as common, but is used to describe breasts by the way they might be handled by a person...to be "honked" like a circus clown's horn.

Another contributor objects to the 'wedgie' definition and sent in the following:

In my school described the action of grabbing someone's testicles and twisting (especially when performed by a girl to get revenge over some form of sexual harrasment). One girl, Kim, a couple of years above the contributor, was notorious for giving them, although he personally found her to be a very nice person. Used as "Watch out fer that Kim, she'll melvin yer!!".

A reverse wedgie. Pulling the frontside of someones underwear as high as possible, or until he screams and cries in pain. Usually given to wiseass kids who taunt older classmates. Can be especially painful if the person getting the melvin is wearing boxer shorts.

Term 'borrowed' from the original French now used to describe a situation in which three people are intimately involved. In use it usually refers to a situation where one woman shares herself between two men.

This of course leads us naturally to Woddy Allens comment on being asked his opinion on sex between a man and a woman, that it was a wonderful thing, provided you get between the right man and the right woman!

An 'enthusiast'. Somebody who knows too much about something and therefore is always right. There were a number of Star Wars menkertons in our school who knew for sure that Han would beat Luke in a fight.

Usually, but not necessarily, used as an insult (similar to anorak, trainsp otter).

Someone who is mentally or physically deficient. Notes the fact that the local mental hospital (Silveroyds) was situated in the Leeds suburb of Menston, hence 'Menner', someone who came from Menston.

(1) mad, insane
(2) stupid
(3) brilliant, marvellous.
(4) bizarre, strange
(5) (of BMX accidents) extremely painful.)
(6) loud, violent
(7) mentalist, a mentler.

Mental Mick was a strapping 16 year old when we were 10-11 (ish). He didn't have a Mum and lived with his Dad. He was an arrant bully and was always going to "get" someone. If you were the person that Mental Mick had singled out for this treatment, you lived in fear, because he would suddenly appear in the middle of a game of football or 'run-outs' and administer a severe whacking.

Mental Mick was once after me. I was petrified for at least two weeks. One afternoon, outside my house, Mental Mick "got" me. Just as my Mother, a short and round woman of whom you would never suspect a violent streak, had come to call me in for tea. She gave him the hiding of his life. He never lived it down , and I got away with it as I hadn't gone crying to her, she had simply chanced upon the encounter.

(ed: I could have done with a mum like that)

Someone considered to be a bit lacking in the brain department: i.e. "the lights are on but no-one's home.". Always more effective when used as part of the phrase, "You big spastic, you're a mentalist.".