Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

(1) Anus.

(2) Also used as insult as "Man, you take it up the poop shute/shooter!".

From a distance, one looks on as people will look down to take the dollar and realize that poop is on it and it gets all over their hands, purse, pocket, etc ... fun game, but is assocated with a fine by the police as "spreading rubbish" ... if you get caught, pay only the $299 of the $300 fine, because they will keep your $1.

A particularly disgusting "game" where you wipe your finger along the crack of your arse, then creep up behind someone and wipe it across their top lip.

To break wind softly and subtely.

Either during dinner or directly outside the school gates, along with white dog turds and shredded pornography (if there was a park or alley near to your school), there was an ice cream van that used to sell a Popeye - essentially a small ice cream cone (or 'cornet') but where a flake insertion would produce a "99" alternatively a thin fruit lolly was stuck in (invariably one half of those 'double lollies' which had 2 sticks, snapped in half lengthways) - no idea in hell why it was called a Popeye, anyone know?

But also a name called to any one during the course of 'play'/'break' who had something long (stick/ cricket bat/long boot bag, stuffed down the back of their coat at the neck, thus resembling (vaguely at best), said ice cream.

Police.

Carbonated flavoured water based drinks sold in cans or bottles. Basically a can of fizzy drink - e.g. coke. Was also used as a euphamism for beer then used as "I was out on the pop last night!". (ed: I wonder if anyone else remembers the old Corona lorries that used to travel the streets delivering the weeks supplies?).

Homosexual. Use of Cockney rhyming slang. Pork and Bean = Queen.

Sexual Intercourse. Play on words poking/porking.

Dried up semen left on the bedsheets after a session of sex/or masturbation - if scratched it flakes. Pun on 'cornflakes'. Term mainly used by AJ's (army jerks) who watch lots of pornographic movies.

Situation event, place, object that is `dodgy`, `seedy`, ` sketchy` or generally reminiscent of the feeling obtained from low budget porn. e.g. "That restaurant was porn!".

School satchel Possible abbreviation of portmanteau.

(1) Someone who pretends to be something other (better) than they really are. Similar in action to a 'wannabee'.

(2) A wannabe, someone trying to be something they are not. "You'r a poser", It's pretty common surfer/skater slang.

To 'go postal' is to indulge in arbitrary unprovoked and usually unwarranted acts of violence. To be 'postal' is to be insane, e.g. "He's postal". Derived from the violent acts of US Postal workers who, for no real reason, go on killing sprees.

A lad's legs would be held (one person on each, another couple holding his arms) and he would be pulled so that each leg was either side of a goal post, and pressure was exerted on the aforementioned nether regions until the person screamed, and finally the "hoisty" which was the same as the posty, but a crossbar is used instead of a goal post.

Each of someones legs held by a different person, then the victim slammed into the metal post of the boys cloakroom, (reportedly the best contraceptive ever).

To break, kill: e.g. "Went out with the air rifle and potted a few birds. "Used my sling on a few windows... managed to pot a few!!". Probably in relation to bagging game for the (cooking) 'pot'.

(1 to interfere with as if expert when actually a rank amateur. Used as 'He says he's a tradesman but I think he's just a potcher!"

(2) to hit or slap a child when they are naughty.

Somebody with a pudding basin haircut. Unmistakeable mark of the povvo.

Marijuana.