Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)

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toilet papering
012

Halloween trick or treat. For example, see things doen to Skinners house in the Simpsons.

Source: circa 1950's - to date, USA
toke
n.

Single inhalation of a marijuana ciggie.

Source: circa 1970's, CAN (Ont.)
toley
n.

Essentially a toley is a jobby and the application of the word means that insults follow like jobby/shit/shite. A classic dignity stripper.

However, toley is rather more personalised and is perversely more effective for being less abrasive. Whereas 'shit' may in some cases be construed as good (the classic 'this is good shit man') there is no positive derviation of toley - it is wholly negative in its connotation!

Toley is a word that is often used to greatest effect as part of a more creative insulting ramble e.g "Fuckin' useless toley prick" in much the same way as 'Jesus' as an exclamation is used e.g. "Jesus sufferin' fuck" (ed: so now you know!).

See also: jobby
Source: UK
tommy tank
n.

Rhyming slang for masturbation, i.e. Tommy Tank = wank. derived from the children's TV programme 'Thomas The Tank Engine'.

Source: circa 1980's, UK (Mid)
tongue and groove merchant
colloq.

lesbian

Source: circa current, UK
tonk-on, tonking-on
012

To fight (to tonk-on). Used in Australian Rules Football typically, but can be applied to any fight. Tonk-on is a verb, tonking-on an adjective.

Source: circa 2000, AUS
tonsil hockey
n.

A passionate form of "french kissing", i.e. a form of mouth to mouth contact which includes the intertwining of tongues so forcefully that one can be said to be pushing it literally against the partners tonsils.

Source: circa 1960's, UK
toolbox
  1. n.

    Someone who is an extreme "tool".

    Note: etymology suggests that they are not just one "tool", but rather an entire set; "That guy is such a toolbox."

  2. n.
    A group of "tools"; "Yeah, get real - like I would go to their toolbox party!".
tool
  1. n.

    Euphemism for penis.

    Source: AUS
  2. n.

    A fool, an idiot, Derogatory comment used in some parts of Australia used since about 1996. Used internationally for 50 years or more.

  3. n.

    A person who is impressionable, easily used by others; basically as loser or 'wannabe'; "That guy is such a tool. He would do anything to be accepted.".

toot
  1. 012

    To watch or guard against discovery by teachers "keep toot while i twock this gadgy`s hand bag".

    Source: circa 1990's, UK
  2. 012

    To Fart - often used by women as a more 'delicate' form of words.

    Source: circa 1970's - 2000's, AUS (NSW)
  3. 012

    To praise oneself.

    Source: circa 2001, USA (IA)
top dog
n.

A good friend, compadre; "What's up, top dog?", "You're my top dog.".

Source: circa 1990's, USA (FL)
top heavy
adj.

Large breasted; "Damn! She is quite top heavy - her bust looks like two small boys fighting in a pillow!"

Source: circa 2002, USA (MI)
topital
n.

High level of happiness and exhilaration: as in response to the question "How are you feeling?", the answer would be "Just Topital".

Source: USA
tore up
adj.

Extremely drunk.

torn down
  1. adj.

    Upset.

    Note: often pronounced more like "to' down"; "He's been torn down since she dumped him.".

  2. Ill; "I couldn't go to work today - I was torn down."

  3. Very inebriated; "We all got torn down when he showed up with the keg."

    Source: circa 1990's, USA (TN)
torpedo
n.

A male penis which is wide at the bas and gradually becomes skinnier as you move toward the head.

Source: USA
torqued
adj.

Angry; very pissed off; "Don't get all torqued about it. It was just a pencil.", "Okay, now I'm torqued. Someone's gonna die.".

Source: circa 1990's, USA (MO)
toss, (toss off)
012

To masturbate.

See also: wank
toss arse
n.

A tosser (person who masturbates frequently).

toss cookies
012

To vomit.

Source: circa 1990's USA (NY)