Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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After the ball is over
After the ball is over, After the break of morn. After the dancers leaving After the stars are gone Many a heart is aching, If you could read them all. Many the hopes that have More…
All queers together
(ed: sung to the "Eton Boat Song") My name is Cecil, I come from Leicester Square, I wander around, With flowers in my hair, For we're all queers together, That's More…
Alphabet song (The ... ), Hey-ho says Rowley
The Alphabet song: "A" is for asshole, all covered in shit "Hey-ho," says Rowley. "B" is for the bugger who revels in it, Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em, "Hey-ho," More…
Amazing Grace
Amazing grace! How sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me. I once was lost, but now am found, Was blind, but now can see. 'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear. And More…
Any old iron
Any old iron, Any old iron, Any, any, any old iron. You look neat, talk about a treat, You look a dapper from your napper to your feet. Dressed in style, With a brand new tile, More…
Ar hyd y nos
(very welsh!) Holl amrantau'r ser ddywedant Ar hyd y now "Dyma'r ffordd i fro gogoniant", Ar hyd y nos Goleu ar all yw tywyllcwch, I arddangos gwir brydferthwch, More…
As I was walking through a wood
(ed: I thought I'd add this contribution from Ray in verbatim - enjoy) I've a submission for the Hymns and Arias section: "As I was walking through a wood", a rugby song I More…
Balls of O'Leary
(ed: sung to "The Bells of St Mary's) The balls of O'Leary, Are wrinkled and hairy, They're stately and shapely, Like the dome of Saint Paul's. The women all More…
Banana Song (The... )
(Sung to "Yes, We Have No Bananas") Yes! We have no bananas, We have no bananas to-day. We've limp ones and thick ones and Ravages and sick ones, And all kinds of dicks and More…
Bastard King of England
(ed: sung to "The Irish Washerwoman") Oh, the minstrels sing of an English King Of many long years ago, He ruled his land with an iron hand, Though his mind was weak and slow. More…
Beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, Oh I do like to be beside the sea. I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom, Where the brass bands play, Tiddly-om-pom-pom. Oh I do like More…
Bin Laden
(ed: had to happen of course... a military type song from Mike P... with instructions!) This one is sung to the tune of the ever - popular campfire song 'Roll Over - Roll Over'. More…
Bless 'em all
They say there's a troopship just leaving Bombay, Bound for Old Blighty's shore. Heavily laden with time expired men, Bound for the land they adore. There's many an More…
Bless 'em all?
Oh dear, that's the polite version. It is, of course, fuck 'em all. Fuck all the corporals and their bastard sons etc.
Boiled beef and carrots
Boiled beef and carrots, Bolied beef and carrots. That's the stuff for your "Derby Gel" Makes you fat and keeps you well. Don't live like vegetarians, On the stuff they More…
Bread of Heaven (Cwn Rhondda)
Guide me, O thou great Redeemer, Pilgrim through this barren land; I am weak, but thou are mighty, Hold me with thy powerful hand; Bread of heaven, Feed me till I want no more. More…
Bring back my bonnie
Oh blow ye winds over the ocean, And blow ye winds over the sea, Oh blow ye winds over the ocean, And bring back my bonnie to me. Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my bonnie to More…
Bryn Calfaria
Cymer Iesu fel'r ydwf, Fyth ni allaf fod yn well. D'allu Di a'm gwna un agos, F'wyllys i yw mynd ymhell, Yn dy glwyfau, Bydda'i 'n unig futh yn iach Mi More…
Bye-bye blackbird
Clean Version Pack up all my cares and woe, Here I go, singing low, Bye, bye, blackbird. Where somebody waits for me, Sugars sweet, so is she. Bye, bye, blackbird. No-one here More…
Calon Lan
Nid wy'n gofyn bywyd moethus, Aur y byd na'i berlau man, Gofyn rwyf am galon hapus, Calon onest, calon lan Chorus Calon lan yn llawn daioni, Tecach yw na'r lili More…