Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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Can you walk a little way with it in?
(ed: sung to "Billy-Boy" - Note: boys ask, girls answer) (In the absence of females, substitute "she" for "I") Can you walk a little way, With it in, with it in? Can you More…
Carolina, Carolina
(ed: sung to "Sweet Betsy from Pike") Way down in Alabama where the bullshit lies thick, The girls are so pretty that the babies come quick. There lives Carolina, the queen of More…
Christopher Robin
(Sung to "Christopher Robin Is Saying His Prayers") Little boy kneels at the foot of the stairs, Clutched in his hands are a bunch of white hairs. Oh, my, just fancy that, More…
Clementine
In a cavern, by a canyon, Excavating for a mine, Dwelt a miner, a forty-niner, And his daughter Clementine. Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Clementine, You are gone More…
Cockles and mussels
In Dublin's fair city, Where the girls are so pretty, I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone, As she wheel'd her wheel barrow, Thro' streets broad and narrow. Crying More…
Cockles and mussels, alive alive oh!
In Dublins fair city, Where the girls are so pretty, I first laid my eyes on sweet Molly Malone. As she wheeled her wheelbarrow, Through streets broad and narrow, Crying "Cockles More…
Colonel Bogey (variation)
(ed: oddly enough this is sung to the tune of Colonel Bogey - well d'uh!): Don't throw the pisspot at him, Wait till he gets in bed And grab his... BOLLOCKS, they make a More…
Cow kicked Nelly (The... )
(ed: sung to "Turkey in the Straw") Oh, the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn, The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn, The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the More…
Cuckoo
The cuckoo is a funny bird, Who sits in the grass. With his wings neatly folded, And his beak up his ass. In this strange position, He can only say, "Twit" 'Cause it's More…
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow I've got a pussy cat, And I'm very fond of that, But I'd rather have a bow-wow-wow.
Daisy, daisy
Daisy, daisy, Give me your answer do. I'm half crazy, All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet More…
Diadem
All hail the power of Jesus name! Let angels prostrate fall. Let angels prostrate fall. Bring forth the royal diadem, And crown Him Lord of all. Crown him, ye martyrs of our God, More…
Dinah, Dinah
(First verse and *Chorus*) Dinah, Dinah show us your leg, Show us your leg, Show us your leg. Dinah, Dinah show us your leg, A yard above your knee. I wish I were the diamond More…
Down at the old bull and bush
Come, come, come and make eyes at me, Down at the old Bull and Bush. Come, come, drink some port wine with me, Down at the old Bull and Bush. Hear the little German band. More…
Durex is a girl's best friend
(ed: sung to "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend") A poke with a bloke may be quite incidental, Durex is a girl's best friend, You may shoot his load, but you won't More…
Eskimo Nell
Gather round all you whorey, Gather round and hear this story! When a man grows old and his balls grow cold, And the tip of the tool turns blue, And it bends in the middle like a More…
Every sperm is sacred
(ed: lifted for posterity from Monty Python - Gawd bless 'em one and all!!) There are Jews in the world, There are Buddhists, There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are More…
Falling in love again
I'm falling in love again, What am I to do, I can't help it. Loves always been my game, Play it how I may. I was made that way, I can't help it. Men cluster too me, More…
Farting contest
(ed: sung to "Sweet Betsy from Pike") I'll tell you a story that is sure to please, Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tease, Where all the best arses paraded the field, More…
Flower of Scotland
Oh Flower of Scotland When will we see Your like again, That fought and died for Your wee bit Hill and Glen And stood against him Proud Edward's Army, And sent him More…