Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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Jesu lover of my soul
Jesu lover of my soul, Let me to thy bosom fly, While the nearer waters roll, While the tempest still is high. Hide me O my saviour! Hide, 'Til the storm of life be past. Safe More…
Joe was a lavatory cleaner
Now Joe was a lavatory cleaner He cleaned them by day and by night And when he got home in the evening He found he was covered in... He worked many years for the council About More…
Large balls
Miss Jones was walking down the street, When a young fellow she happened to meet, Was giving the girls a hell of a treat, Twisting and turning his balls. *Chorus* But they were large More…
Lily of laguna
She's my lady love, She is my dove, my baby love. She's no girl for sitting down to dream, She's the only queen Laguna knows. I know she likes me, I know she likes me, More…
Little lulu
(ed: sung to "goodnight Ladies") (let's you "swear" without saying the words) Lulu had a chicken, Lulu had a duck, She put the two together, To see if they could... More…
Love divine
Love divine, all loves excelling, Joy of heaven to earth come down. Fix in us thy humble dwelling, All thy faithful mercies crown. Jesu thou art all compassion, Pure unbounded love More…
Lumberjack song
(More of the brilliance of Monty Python) I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day. He's a lumberjack and he's OK, He sleeps all night and More…
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord. He is tramping out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored, He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift More…
Monte Carlo
(ed: sung to "The Man Who Broke the Bank in Monte Carlo") As she walked along the Bois de Boulogne, With a heart as heavy as lead, She wished that she was dead, She had lost her More…
My eyes are dim
There was cheese, cheese, wafting on the breeze, In the stores, In the stores, There was ham, ham, mixed up with the jam, In the Quartermaster's Stores. My eyes are dim I cannot More…
My god how the money rolls in
(ed: sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean") My father makes book on the corner, My mother makes illicit gin. My sister sells kisses to sailors, My God how the More…
my old man
My old man said "Follow the van, And don't dilly dally on the way", Off went the van with me 'ome packed in it, I walked behind with me ol' cock linnet, But I dillied, More…
Myfanwy
(ed: in my opinion this is one of the most beautiful songs ever written) Paham mae dicter, O Myfanwy, Yn llenwi'th lygaid duon di, A'th ruddiau tirion, O Myfanwy, Heb wrido More…
Nellie Dean
There's an old mill by the stream, Nellie Dean. Where we used to sit and dream, Nellie Dean Sweet Nellie Dean... And the waters as they flow, Seem to whisper sweet and low, More…
Nellie the Cripple
Should be........... All of a sudden a blooming great pudding came flying through the air She tried to duck But could she fuck It hit her fair and square
Nellie the cripple
(ed: these are a few words to an old song I knew as 'Nellie the Cripple'. I was reminded of it by a verse sent in by Bill so if you have the other verses please send them it!) More…
Now is the hour
Now is the hour, When we must say goodbye. Soon I'll be sailing, Far across the sea. While I'm away, Oh please remember me. When I return, I'll find you waiting here More…
Oes gafr eto
Oes gafr eto? Oes heb ei godro? Ar y creigiau geirwon mae'r, Hen afr yn crwydro, Gafr wen, wen, wen, I-e finwen, finwen, finwen. Foel gynffon wen, foel gynffon wen, Ystlys wen More…
On top of old Sophie
(ed: sung to "On Top of Old Smokey") On top of Old Sophie, All covered with sweat. I've used fourteen rubbers, But she hasn't come yet. For fucking's a pleasure, More…
One-eyed Riley
When I was sitting by the fire, Drinking whiskey, passing water, Suddenly a thought come to my mind, I'd like to fuck O'Riley's daughter. *Chorus* Giddy-eye-eye, More…