Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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T'was xmas eve at the harem
It was Christmas Eve in the harem The eunuchs all standing there, A hundred dusky maidens, Combing their pubic hair. When along came Father Christmas, Striding down the marble halls, More…
The Ball at Killiemuir
Oh the Ball, the Ball, The Ball at Killiemuir, Four and twenty maidens, And each of them a whore. *Chorus* Singing balls to your father, Your arse against the wall, If you've More…
The old rugged cross
On a hill far away, stood an old rugged cross, The emblem of suffering and shame. And I love that old cross where the dearest and best, For a world of lost sinners was slain. So More…
The Scottish trip
Oh! We went up to the highlands of Scotland, To the land of the loch and the glen. And we'll all bring our wives back a present, So we can go next time again. Singing... More…
The sexual life of the camel
(ed: three versions so far. ) (There's the original) The Sexual life of the camel, Is stranger than anyone thinks. This weird and mysterious animal, Har designs on the hole More…
The wild rover
I've played the wild rover for many a year And I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer. And now I'm returning with gold in great store, And I never will play the wild More…
There once was a woman with a cunt so wide
There once was a woman with a cunt so wide, A rum titty bum, titty bum, There once was a woman with a cunt so wide, That she was never satified, A rum titty bum, titty bum, A rum More…
There once was an indian maid
There once was an Indian Maid, And she was so afraid, That some buckaroo, Would wop it up her flue, As she lay sleeping in the shade. So whe had an idea grand, And filled it up More…
There was an old lady
There was an old lady who lived in the street, Her passage was blocked up from too much to eat, She took stomach pills without reading the box, Before she could think turds were flying More…
There was I waiting at the church
There was I waiting at the church, Waiting at the church, waiting at the church, When I found he'd left me in the the lurch! Oh! how it did upset me! All at once, he sent me More…
They didn't believe me
And when I told them, how beautiful you are, They didn't believe me, they didn't believe me. Your lips, your eyes, your cheeks, your hair, Are in a class beyond compare. More…
This old man
This old man, he fucked one, Fucking one was so much fun. *Chorus* With a nick-nack paddy-wack, Give a dog a bone, This old man came rolling home. This old man, he fucked two, More…
Three german officers
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine, Parlez Vous? Three German Officers crossed the Rhine, Parlez Vous? Three German Officers crossed the Rhine, Fucked the women and drank the More…