| 1. | T'was xmas eve at the harem | It was Christmas Eve in the harem The eunuchs all standing there, A hundred dusky maidens, Combing their pubic hair. When along came Father Christmas, Striding down the marble halls, When he… 0.6 KB |
| 2. | The Ball at Killiemuir | Oh the Ball, the Ball, The Ball at Killiemuir, Four and twenty maidens, And each of them a whore. *Chorus* Singing balls to your father, Your arse against the wall, If you ve never been fucked… 6.7 KB |
| 3. | The Scottish trip | Oh! We went up to the highlands of Scotland, To the land of the loch and the glen. And we ll all bring our wives back a present, So we can go next time again. Singing... Too-ral-ay, oo-ral-ay… 1.8 KB |
| 4. | The old rugged cross | On a hill far away, stood an old rugged cross, The emblem of suffering and shame. And I love that old cross where the dearest and best, For a world of lost sinners was slain. So I ll cherish… 1.5 KB |
| 5. | The sexual life of the camel | (ed: three versions so far. ) (There s the original) The Sexual life of the camel, Is stranger than anyone thinks. This weird and mysterious animal, Har designs on the hole of the sphinx.… 2.8 KB |
| 6. | The wild rover | I ve played the wild rover for many a year And I ve spent all me money on whiskey and beer. And now I m returning with gold in great store, And I never will play the wild rover no more. … 1.5 KB |
| 7. | There once was a woman with a cunt so wide | There once was a woman with a cunt so wide, A rum titty bum, titty bum, There once was a woman with a cunt so wide, That she was never satified, A rum titty bum, titty bum, A rum titty bum,… 1.8 KB |
| 8. | There once was an indian maid | There once was an Indian Maid, And she was so afraid, That some buckaroo, Would wop it up her flue, As she lay sleeping in the shade. So whe had an idea grand, And filled it up with sand, So… 1.0 KB |
| 9. | There was I waiting at the church | There was I waiting at the church, Waiting at the church, waiting at the church, When I found he d left me in the the lurch! Oh! how it did upset me! All at once, he sent me round a note. Here… 0.4 KB |
| 10. | There was an old lady | There was an old lady who lived in the street, Her passage was blocked up from too much to eat, She took stomach pills without reading the box, Before she could think turds were flying for… 1.2 KB |
