| selected terms: 2 | | page 1 of 1 | | | | | 1. | Venus (the good ship...) | T was on the good ship Venus, By God you should ve seen us, The figurehead was a nude in bed, Sucking a red hot penis. *Chorus* Frigging on the rigging, Wanking on the planking, Masturbating on… 3.5 KB | | 2. | Virgin sturgeon | (ed: sung to Reuben, Reuben I ve Been Thinking") Chorus Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon, The virgin sturgeon is a very fine fish, The virgin sturgeon needs no urging, That s why caviar… 1.6 KB | |