Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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Walking down Kennel Street
I was walking down Kennel Street looking for a whore; Knocking on door to door. I finally found a whore, I fucked her more and more. I stuck it in her sprout, God Damn son of a More…
Walrus and the carpenter
(ed: sung to "Happy Wanderer". By the way - the last verse has nothing to do with the first and in fact comes from an entirely different song, but I suppose when you're pissed - More…
Waltzing matilda
Once a jolly swagman, camped by a billabong, Under the shade of a coolibah tree, And he sang and he watched as he waiting 'til his billy boiled, "Who'll come a waltzing Matilda More…
We'll Keep a Welcome in the Hillsides
Far away a voice is calling, Bells from memory do chime Come home again, come home again, They call through the oceans of time. We'll keep a welcome in the hillside. More…
We'll meet again
We'll meet again, Don't know where, Don't know when. But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. Keep smiling through, Just like you always do, Til the blue skies, More…
Welsh National Anthem
(ed: Welsh language version - loads of fun watching the heathen English trying to wrap their tongues around it ) Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi, Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, More…
When I was a little girl
(ed: sung to "Happy Wanderer" and bears a striking resemblence in part to the second verse of the 'Walrus and the Carpenter' - ah well.) When I was a little girl, I had a More…
When lady jane became a tart
(ed: sung to 'Those in Peril on the Sea') It fairly broke the family's heart, When Lady Jane became a tart, But blood is blood and race is race, And so to save the More…
When the coal comes from the Rhondda
When the coal comes from the Rhondda, And the water's running fine, With my little pick and shovel, I'll be there! When the coal comes from the Rhondda, And the water's More…
When the red red Robin comes bob-bob-bobbing along
When the red red Robin comes bob-bob-bobbing along, along. There'll be no more sobbing when he starts throbbing his old sweet song. Wake up, wake up you sleepy head, Get up, get More…
White cliffs of dover
There'll be bluebirds over, The white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see. There'll be love and laughter, And peace ever after, Tomorrow when the world is More…
Who killed cock robin
Who killed Cock-robin? I said the sparrow, With my bow and arrow. I killed Cock-Robin! All the birds of the air fell a sighing and a sobbing When they heard of the death of poor More…
Who were you with last night?
Who were you with last night? Who were you with last night? It wasn't your mama, It wasn't your pa. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Who were you with last night? Out in More…
Who's your lady friend?
Hello, hello, who's you're lady friend? Who's the little girlie by your side? I've seen you with a girl or two, Oh! Oh! Oh! I AM surprised at you. Hello, hello. Stop More…
Why are we waiting?
(ed: sung to "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful") Why are we waiting, Could be masturbating, Oh, why are we waiting, So fuck-ing long. Why are we waiting, Could be fornicating, Oh, More…
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born so beautiful, Why was he born at all, He's no fucking use to anyone, He's no fucking use at all, He should be publicly pissed on, He should be publicly shot More…
Woodpecker's song
(ed: sung to to the tune of "Dixie") I put my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Take it out. take it out, take it out, REMOVE More…