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Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)
Gay Slang Dictionary
Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rug…
It's time, it's time, it's time for a Nursery…
Limericks - The Poetry of the People
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How many cuckoos could a good cook cook If a cook could cook cuckoos.
Denise sees the fleece
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Did Dick Pickens Prick his pinkie Pickling cheap cling peaches In an inch of Pinch Or framing his famed French finch photos?
When a doctor doctors a doctor, Does the doctor doing the doctoring Doctor as the doctor being doctored Wants to be doctored or Does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor As he wants to
Ed Nott was shot
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Freaky five fingered fowls
Freaky five fingered fowls, Fingers forever flicking freely.
Fresh fried fish
Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
Fuzzy Duck Ducky Fuzz.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, Was he?!
How can a clam cram
How can a clam cram In a clean cream can?
How many cookies could a good cook cook
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies As a good cook who could cook cookies.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
How much dew does a dewdrop drop If dewdrops do drop dew? They do drop, they do As do dewdrops drop If dewdrops do drop dew.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I am not a pheasant plucker
The Pheasant Plucking Song "Me husband is a keeper, He's a very busy man, I try to understand him And I help him all I can, But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
I know a boy named Tate
I know a boy named Tate Who dined with his girl at eight eight. I'm unable to state What Tate ate at eight eight, Or what Tate's tete а tete, ate at eight eight.
I need not your needles
I need not your needles, they're needless to me; For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see; But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed, I then should have need of
I saw Esau, sitting on a see-saw
I saw Esau, sitting on a see-saw, I saw Esau, he saw me. I saw Esau, sitting on a see-saw, I saw Esau, he saw me. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. Q: How many
I saw Susie
I saw Susie Sitting in a shoe shop. Sitting in a shoe shop shining shoes. She sits in the shoe shop, And where she sits she shines, And where she shines she sits.
=I scream,; You scream,; We all scream; For icecream!
I slit the sheet
I slit the sheet And the sheet slit me Slitting was the sheet That was slit by me
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