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I wish to wash
I wish to wash My Irish wristwatch.
I wish to wish
I wish to wish The wish you wish to wish, But if you wish the wish The witch wishes, I won't wish the wish You wish to wish.
I'm a saw cutter
I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks. I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks. I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks. I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks. I'm a saw cutter and I cut More…
I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum
A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. "Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?" ""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum"
In Arkansas
In Arkansas I saw a saw That could outsaw any other saw I saw. If you've got a saw, That can outsaw the saw, That I saw saw in Arkansas, Then I'd like to see your saw saw!
In Hertford
In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire Hurricanes hardly ever happen.
Liquor stocker
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker It is slick to put a lock upon your stock, Or some joker who is quicker Is gonna trick ya of your liquor If you fail to lock your liquor More…
Luke Luck
Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks In lakes duck likes.
Manager of the Menagerie
The Manager of the Menagerie, Imagined he was a manager, Of an imaginary Menagerie.
Margaret at present
Margaret at present, Can't marry a peasant No matter how pleasant The peasant may be. (ed: Coined in the 1950's when Princess Margaret wanted to mary a 'commoner') More…
Marsey dotes, Mares eat oats
Maresy dotes And dosey dotes And liddle lambsey tivey A kiddley tivey too. Wooden ewe? Mares eat oats And does eat oats, And little lambs eat ivy. A Kid will eat ivy too, More…
Miss Muffet
Mother mis-read The myth of Miss Muffet.
Mongol hoards
How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hoards got bored?
Moss moths
(ed: one I've not heard before from Dave!) Moss moths oft cause cloth loss In the lost sloth's soft cloth lofts.
moss moths
Moss moths Oft cause cloth Loss in the lost Sloth's soft Cloth lofts.
Mr. Fister
There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. More…
Mrs Hunt
Mrs Hunt Had a country cut front In the front Of her country cut petticoat.
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt Not a punt cut square Just a square cut punt It's round in the stern and blunt in the front Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
Of all the felt I ever felt
Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt Which felt as fine as that felt felt, When first I felt that felt hat's felt.
On mules we find two legs
On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before. We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.