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Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)
Gay Slang Dictionary
Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rug…
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Limericks - The Poetry of the People
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A big black bug
A big black bug Bit a big black dog On his big black nose!
A bitter biting bittern
A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said:
A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Biscuits A Box of Mixed Biscuits And a Biscuit Mixer.
A fat hen
A fat hen, a couple of ducks A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown
A Fly and a Flea in a Flue
A fly and a flea in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? "Let us fly," said the flea "Let us flee,"said the fly So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A Hottentot tot
If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her? If to hoot and to
A tree toad loved a she-toad
A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's
A tutor who tooted a flute
A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Ailing Auntie Annie Ames Ate apple butter In abundance.
At a minute or two 'til two
Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two 'til two A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two With a rattatta tattatta
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