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Manager of the Menagerie
The Manager of the Menagerie, Imagined he was a manager, Of an imaginary Menagerie.
Margaret at present
Margaret at present, Can't marry a peasant No matter how pleasant The peasant may be. (ed: Coined in the 1950's when Princess Margaret wanted to mary a 'commoner') More…
Marsey dotes, Mares eat oats
Maresy dotes And dosey dotes And liddle lambsey tivey A kiddley tivey too. Wooden ewe? Mares eat oats And does eat oats, And little lambs eat ivy. A Kid will eat ivy too, More…
Miss Muffet
Mother mis-read The myth of Miss Muffet.
Mongol hoards
How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hoards got bored?
Moss moths
(ed: one I've not heard before from Dave!) Moss moths oft cause cloth loss In the lost sloth's soft cloth lofts.
moss moths
Moss moths Oft cause cloth Loss in the lost Sloth's soft Cloth lofts.
Mr. Fister
There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. More…
Mrs Hunt
Mrs Hunt Had a country cut front In the front Of her country cut petticoat.
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt Not a punt cut square Just a square cut punt It's round in the stern and blunt in the front Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt