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Dictionary of Playground Slang (Online)
Gay Slang Dictionary
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Limericks - The Poetry of the People
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The canny canner
A canner, exceedingly canny, one morning remarked to his granny, A canner can can Anything that he can; But a canner can't can a can can he.
The Felt Hat
Is that a felt hat your wearing, Thats incredible. I've felt some felt hats before, But of all the felt hats I've ever felt, I've never felt a felt hat like that felt hat
The Leith police
The Leith police Dismisseth us.
The seething sea
Version 1: The seething sea ceaseth Thus the seething sea sufficeth us. Version 2: The seething seas ceaseth And twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.
I think, the sphinx Has a sphincter that stinks!
There was a fisherman named Fisher
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Thirty thrifty whistling washers
Thirty thrifty whistling washers Witchingly whistling, Wishing washing was washed
Three cheese trees
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese
Three crooked cripples
Three crooked cripples Went through Cripplegate And through Cripplegate Went three crooked cripples. (ed: another one from the City of London)
To sit in solemn silence
To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock In a pestilential prison with a life long lock Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black
Send toast To ten tense Stout saints' Ten tall tents.
One of the simplest yet toughest of the tongue twisters. Try saying "toy boat" 6 times as fast as you can. See also: cricket critic
Truly rural Truly rural Truly rural, ... etc.
When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist, For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist; But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist, The twine that
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