Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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The boy stood on the burning deck


The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating a tuppenny Walls,
A bit dropped down his trouser leg
And paralysed his balls.

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The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.

Philip reminded us of this gem!

The boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad,
He rolled it into little balls
And flicked it at his dad.