(ed: This is similar in style and content to other poems of the genre)
Farmers in the meadow, mowing all his grass,
Along came a bee and stung him on the
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
I saw a doctor doing up his
Flies are a nuisance, bees are worse,
I saw a doctor chatting up a
Nurse your children good and well,
And that is the end of my silly little tale.
Contributor said he's pretty sure there are lines missing, and doesn't really remember it being so healthcare-orientated, but that's the way his brain decided to spew it out when he started typing!! He also remembers it being more risque but at age 10, even saying 'flies' out loud probably felt risque!