Old Mother Hubbard

1. Old Mother Hubbard
   Went to the cupboard
   To give the postman a letter.
   But when she got there,
   The cupboard was bare,
   So they did it without - it was better.

   Old Mother Hubbard
   Went to the cupboard
   To give her dog a bone.
   When she got there,
   The cupboard was bare,
   So he gave her a bone of his own.

2. Elvis sent this in

   Ole Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
   To get her poor doggie some bread
   But when she bent over
   Rover took over
   And she got bred instead