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diarrhoea, diarrhoea,
When you're sitting on the loo,
It can come out blue,
diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea,
It's a bit of a worry,
If you've just had a curry,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea,
It's sitting in your knickers,
And it looks like snickers,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea,
You think you've followed through,
So you're running to the loo.
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.