Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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I thought it was....

Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, when Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator, give me number 9, if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your behind the 'fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, when Miss Suzy sat on it, it went up her ask me no more questions and I'll tell your no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their flies are in the country, bees are in the park, Bob and Anne are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark! is like the movies, movies are like shows, the show is like my family and that is all I know except I know I know my mother, I know I know my father, I know I know my sister and I know I know my brother! My parents are Godzillas, my sister is King Kong, my brother is the stupid one who told me this dumb song! Yeah!