Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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A Cannable King

I know slightly different lyrics with a different ending for this song.

The Cannable King with the big fat ring
made love to the hula maid

And every night in the pale moonlight across
the bay he came

He'd hug and kiss his pretty little miss under
the bamboo tree

And every night in the pale moonlight it'd
sound like this to me

Boom Boom *Kiss* *Kiss*
Boom Boom *Kiss* *Kiss*
Boom Boom dida lee ai ay-a-a

Boom Boom *Kiss* *Kiss*
Boom Boom *Kiss* *Kiss*
Boom Boom dida lee ai ay-a-a

Oh, I'll build a bungleo big enought for two
my honey

Big enought for one two three four
And then when we're married happy we'll be
under the bamboo, under the bamboo tree!

Boom Boom *Kiss* *Kiss*
Boom Boom *Kiss* *Kiss*

BoomBoomBoomBoomBoomBoom

If you'll be M I N E mine
I'll be T H I N E thine
And I will L O V E love you
All the T I M E time
You are the B E S T best
Of all the R E S T reset
And I will L O V E love you
All the T I M E time!

Rack 'em up stack 'em up any ol' way
Match in the bread box Boom Boom
Drop from an airplane Drop Dead
You lucky stiff!