To market, to market with my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomato at him Tomatoes are soft and they don't bruise the skin But this one killed Jim, it was wrapped in a tin. Now Mary the milkmaid was milking a cow, The trouble with Mary, she didn't know how, The farmer came by and he gave her the sack So she turned the cow over and poured the milk back I called on my girlfriend, her name is Miss Brown, She was having a shower and couldn't come down, I said 'slip on something, be down in tick', Well she slipped on the soap and, by God she was quick! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 If you want any more you can sing it again A shorter version appears in your collection as "Jim (An accident happened to my brother... )"