Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

another version to hello operator

lemonade lemonade 5 cents a glass, if ya dont like it shove it up your Ask me no more questions and Ill tell you no more lies Mary went to heaven and the steam boat went to hell Oh operator give me number 9, If you dont I'll kick you in behind the frigerator where there lay a piece of glass if you sit upon it you will cut your big fat Ask me no more questions Ill tell you no more lies marry went to heaven and the steam boat went to hell Oh operator give me number 9....