A chant to be sung whilst jumping rope - but almost any name can be substituted for poor little Natalie's.

Natalie Nicholson did a poo
How many dollops did she do?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9" etc...

(ed: comment presented verbatim: "Poor Natalie. She was the girl at school that would pull down her knickers on command. Not that we ever wanted to do anything. We just thought it was funny that she pulled her knickers down. The other girls, jealous of the attention she got from the boys, would sing the above rhyme whilst skipping, to taunt her in the playground, as if standing with her knickers round her ankles wasn't humiliation enough.")