Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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quim (ode to a ...)

An ancient word denoting the female genitalia that has been imortalised forever in those poetic lines:

When I was just a little girl
I had a little quim,
And if I struggled long and hard
I could get my finger in.

But now that I am old and grey
My cunt has lost its charm,
And I can get my finger in...
... and half my fucking arm!