Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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(ed: bizarrly sung to the tune of 'Yesterday' by The Beatles)

You don't even have to part their knees,
You can slip it up their vadge with ease.
Oh, I believe in amputees!