Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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apple on a stick

(ed: Schoolyard 'hand clap' chant:)

Apple on a stick
Makes me sick
Makes my heart beat '2-4-6'

Not because you're dirty
Not because you're clean
Not because you kissed a boy
Behind a magazine

Boys, boys have a lot of fun
Here comes daddy with a big fat tum
He can sing
And he can dance
But I betcha
He can't do this

Close youre eyes
and count to ten
If you stuff it up
You gotta start again

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

We didn't stuff it up
And we're not big fat ugly hens
But we're best friends

Source: circa 2003, AUS