(ed: this odd offering is sung to the tune of "Tie Me Kangaroo Down":)

Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best.(shag a wallaby!)
Bestiality's best,boys,
Bestiality's best.

Have a screw with a shrew,boys,
Have a screw with a shrew,
Have a screw with a shrew, boys,
Have a screw with a shrew.

Intercourse with a horse, boys,
Intercourse with a horse,
Intercourse with a horse, boys,
Intercourse with a horse

Bombay roll with a mole, boys,
Bombay roll with a mole
Bombay roll with a mole, boys,
Bombay roll with a mole.

Throw your muck up a duck, boys,
Throw your muck up a duck,
Throw your muck up a duck, boys,
Throw your muck up a duck.

Stick your log up a dog, boys,
Stick your log up a dog,
Stick your log up a dog, boys,
Stick your log up a dog.