Down at Fraggle Rock
Grab a fraggle by its cock
Swing it round and round your head
Keep going Till the bastard's dead!

Well now... Pete sent in a much fuller version... I like it!

Pete says "Just thought you may like to know some more verses of the legendary Fraggle Rock song, which only seems to have an edited version here. This was taught to me by my step-brothers who went to school in Potter's Bar."

Down in Fraggle Rock
Grab a fraggle by the cock
Swing it round your head
Look at that he's dead!

Then you get some more
Slam their bollocks in the door
Let 'em feel the pain
Do it all again

If that doesn't work,
Chain one to a firework
Send it to the sky
Watch the fucker die!

Grab another one
Ram a chainsaw up his bum
That's how you have fun
Down in Fraggle Rock!

Delightful. It didn't seem to have as great a diaspora as other chants - I was a hero when I brought that one back to the West Midland playgrounds! I'm sure Jim Henson would be proud.