Guinness for dinner
Guinness for tea
The more you wanna drink it
The more you wanna...
Peter had a boat by the dock
Along came jaws and bit him on his...
Cocktail ginger ale fifty cents a glass
If you don't like it
Shove it up your...
Ask no questions, tell no lies
I saw a postman doing up his...
Flies are dirty, mosquitoes are worse
And that is the end of a country clean up verse