(ed: standard WARNING! - there is some racist content in first two songs.)

Version 1:

I was walking through the jungle with my cock in my hand
Saying "hey mother fucker I'm the king of the land!"
When I went walking by a tree
A little fat nigger tried to piss on me

(Contributor's note: "i was oblivious to the racial undertones of the second song... honest! (i didn't make it up!)")

Version 2:

I was walking through the jungle with my cock in my hand
I said hey motherfucker I'm a jungle man
I looked up high, and what did I see?
A god damn nigger trying to shit on me
So I turned my cock to 90 degrees
And I shot that nigger right out of the trees
I went round the corner to see what I could see
A hundred naked ladies just waiting for me
I fucked 98 'till my dick went blue
So I lay on my back to fuck the other two

(Contributor's note: "[This] was sung at my cub group. I apologise for the racial undertones but in 1982 you could get away with the word nigger. I can't believe I remember it all.....and I have no idea why lying on your back would stop your dick being blue????" )

Version 3:

I was walkin' through the jungle,
When what did I see,
A great grey monkey tryin' to piss/shit on me,
I picked up a piece of glass and shoved it up his arse,
You never seen a great grey monkey run so fast.

Version 4:

I was walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand
I said, ooh motherfucker, I'm a jungle-man.
I look ed up a tree, I see a guy try to piss on me
So I pick ed up a rock,
Through it at his cock,
He fell to the floor and his dick fell off.
I took him to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Sorry motherfucker, but your dick is dead".