(Contributor's note: "This one needs a "drill sergeant" type echo. I can't believe we sang this one on the school bus!")

I want to be a Bravo Ranger
(I want to be a Bravo Ranger)

I want to live in the life of danger
(I want to live in the life of danger)

Muff diving
(Muff diving)

Sixty nining
(Sixty nining)

Here's to the guy that I love best
(Here's to the guy that I love best)

Many a time he's sucked my breast
(Many a time he's sucked my breast)

Fucked me standing
(Fucked me standing)

Fucked me lying
(Fucked me lying)

If he had wings he'd fuck me flying
(If he had wings he'd fuck me flying)

Now he's dead but not forgotten
(Now he's dead but not forgotten)

Dug him up and fucked him rotten!